Faily tale

A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.

"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"

by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009

Fairy tale conundrum

Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak

Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything.

by Sarah, Will, and Sean February 21, 2008

fairy tale divorce

A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.

Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?

Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.

Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.

Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.

Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.

Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.

by Darker August 10, 2010

Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

by mrbesbol October 28, 2008

Fairy Tale

The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.

Girl: I wish my life was like a fairy tale.

by International Badass July 24, 2011

toxic fairy tale

A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.

Wicked was such a toxic fairy tale!

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

Fairy tale syndrome

Predominantley an attribute given to a person who thinks that there is the perfect mate waiting for them. These are people with very high self esteem who think they are the best good looking people and think that they are superior to others, but in reality they are nothing of the sort.

The most common facts about these people is the following:
Over 35, Only child in the family, Still lives with parents, Think they are good looking, Have the same hair style since university, Have a mild stalker streak in them, find a very patient friend to annoy and expect this friend to meet up whenever he/she wants.

These type of people have very few friends, and the few friends they have they annoy by calling them to tell them with how they connected with other people (these people in return never contact them back after their first meeting).

(Phone rings for the 8th time in 3 hrs)
Me: Hey. What's wrong?
Her: Why does he not return my calls or my e-mails?!? I sent him like 5 e-mails and called him 4 times already??? He even removed me from his friends list on (social media website)! You're a man you should know what's going on through a man's head.
Me: .... Give him some time...
Her: Give him some time for what?!? I didn't do anything wrong, just gave him a 3 page poem yesterday stating my love towards him as an artist the first time we met! He said that the poem was really inspiring. I'm a good looking girl for my age. no?
Me: Yes yes at 43 you still look ok even though you suffer from fairy tale syndrome!
Her: As if! The guys run after me, not vice versa. When he answers me you'll know I was right. Anyway, I can always go to his country and meet up with him there. Anyways we need to meet, my parents will be out this weekend. Will you come and give me a massage?
Me: Sorry but I got to go as I have a meeting soon.
Her: Ok I'll call you later
Me: There is no need, I don't know when it will be finishing.
Her: It's not a problem... Do you still love me?
Me: Hey, Sorry but I really got to go...
Her: But why is he not answering me? Do you know?
Me: Ask him, I have no clue. Catch you later.
Her: *SOB* OK... Promise to meet me next weekend...
Me: Bye bye...

by Maltese Pecan Nut August 19, 2013