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Faggotrons

Watch out guys the faggotrons are at it again.
by ThaMikeyMay April 6, 2020
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FaggotMonth

A month for corporations to compete in the woke Olympics. Rejoice sodomites, the corporate world has plans for you!
Fred: Oh god Greg, is it FaggotMonth already?
Greg: Get ready for 30 days of degeneracy, shoved down your throat. Just the way they like it.
by Dura San Gi June 1, 2022
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faggatron

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
by shoeburger December 16, 2008
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Faggotron

Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
by OjMann April 14, 2011
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Faggotron-5000

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!
by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011
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Faggotosity

The sheer magnitude of Gai’s faggotosity is scary.
by Big Dog John Johnson November 8, 2020
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faggoton

In pseudo-physics: a theoretical subatomic particle responsible for homosexuality. Alo known as the gay particle.
Physicists spent billions of dollars on a particle accelerator much bigger than CERN in order to determine whether or not faggotons exist in our universe.
by Play 4 Keeps March 30, 2010
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