Faddtaper

When you busted a nut so hard that you want to eat ham

Friend: yo where's all the ham
Friend 2: sorry man I just did a faddtaper

by Mt.Stankyflish November 3, 2019

Fantaperve

The act of fantasizing and perving simultaneously. Is usually carried out by teachers, old men, dads whose daughter's friends are hot, and managers

Dude, ron totally just stood there and stared at me! He was having a massive fantaperve!

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008