Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.

My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.

by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008

facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

by capn t March 23, 2005

facial pubes

A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.

He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004