Facedrama 

The act of writing notes/changing facebook status for the reasons of getting pity from family and friends and starting drama. Includes writing lyrics to sad songs, repeatedly referring to how much they hate someone, how much no one loves them, hos much no one will help them, or any other thing that would start drama.

Another great example is if a person writes a note with multiple paragraphs, stating each is about a person that is tagged but will not say which.

The stipulation to this is, they claim that they are not the ones starting the drama it is everyone around them. In reality it is actually them starting the drama. These people are often two faced, judgmental, and rude... but expect you to kiss their *ss when talking to them.

did you see her note on facebook?

yeah, she's always starting some facedrama.

Facedrama by crazy bitch <3 July 11, 2009

Facegram 

The subsequent use of instagram and facebook. One after the other without a break in between

When you're done facegramming do you want to go get some dinner?

Facegram by big-pun August 17, 2015

facecramps

body aches, pains, or cramps induced by poor body mechanics when using the computer to check your facebook account.

My neck is so sore today, I got facecramps.

facecramps by fdhaddaway July 25, 2009

Facetrayal 

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)

Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.

Facetrayal by Crayreck April 8, 2010