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Facebook wank 

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.
"I had a facebook wank last night!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"
Facebook wank by Jimmy Peters December 24, 2008
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Facebook wank 

When you have a wank over a picture of someone on facebook. Generally frowned upon.
Person 1: I had a facebook wank yesterday.

Person 2: Really? That's pretty creepy.
Facebook wank by AWKY AWK March 7, 2011

facebook wank 

When someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.
"Hey, look at Jonhnny's status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped"

"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"

Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
Facebook wanker by hipp5 May 3, 2006

facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.
Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.
facebook wanker by facebookwanker January 20, 2011
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