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Facebook Five

A facebook five is when you give someone a high five through facebook.
Alex: "Fuck yeh i can go, Woop"
Salem: "YEAH ALEX, facebook five"
by bobothepanda May 6, 2009
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Facebook High Five

When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.
This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:

Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like

Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
by Jaybevil December 2, 2011
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facebookfiend

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.
Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
by ate kat May 22, 2006
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FacebookFINE

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
by deliveryxps September 6, 2009
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