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facebook time 

(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.

form of face time.
"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."
facebook time by madelinefersure December 25, 2008

Facebook Time 

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime
Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."
Facebook Time by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010

facebook time 

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
facebook time by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011

Facebook Time-Traveler 

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
Facebook Time-Traveler by Cappy C February 6, 2023

FRT (Facebook Response Time) 

The amount of time it takes one person to response on Facebook.
Hey Jane, that guy John you saw last night, has an incredibly fast FRT (Facebook Response Time) to you're posts.

facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012