face pubes

Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.

He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes

by namrepus April 6, 2005

face pubes

A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.

"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."

by Faaii May 13, 2005

pube face

the scraggly half-ass beard of a man with curly wiry hair

dude she really likes you... but you've gotta lose the pube face you got goin there

by Allah Ragbar March 2, 2008

pube face

Someone who wants to grow a mustache but cant, so he glues his pubes to his face.

His mustache is frickin HUGE! It covers his entire face!!.... wait a minute.... Thats not a mustache at all!! It looks like more like a pube face

by DeuceBug April 1, 2009

Facepubes

A teenager boy who hasn't shaved for some time will have small hairs growing on their face. These are Facepubes

"Hey see that guy over there, he has facepubes"

by Kieran Nuttall January 12, 2009