Faboozy™

“It Really Kind Of Works!”

Faboozy (fab-oo-zee) is a revolutionary prescription medication designed specifically for people who are currently feeling sad, tired, and worthless. Statistically, an impressive 1 in 20 people notice reduced sadness after taking it!

Direct Side Effects Warning:
While Faboozy promises to help you say goodbye to rainy days, the fast-talking announcer warns that starting the medication may include a massive, rapid-fire list of highly concerning side effects.
- Diarrhea, nausea, and migraines
- Dry skin, vision loss, hair loss
- Loss of hearing strictly in the right ear
- Chronic earlobe development, Cancer, and anal prolapse
- Excessive eyelash growth, Spontaneous finger loss, toe loss, and limb loss
- Memory loss, Life loss (also known as death)

Limited Time Offer:
Say hello to Faboozy today! If you order right now, the manufacturer will generously bundle your prescription with 25% off your funeral.

...I went to the doctor today, he said I should try out.. Faboozy™

Faboozy™ by RNDMDDE September 16, 2026

Self Faboozy

A solo version of a faboozy; when one holds a large condom against their own anus to catch the outgoing shit and then forces it back into their rectum.

My room-mates are out of town so I will have to resort to a nice, relaxing Self Faboozy.

Self Faboozy by Segun A. May 17, 2005