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Failaphobia 

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog
Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia
Failaphobia by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

fakephobia 

When you have a fear of fake people and fake bullshit.
“Are you friends with Claudia?”

“Nah, I have fakephobia so i don’t fw that plastic bitch.
fakephobia by Hideyokids.com January 9, 2021

Facephobia

Since a person has been on Facebook for so long, he or she is afraid to talk or socialize in person; The fear of socializing in person due to Facebook
Guy1: Why won't Jim come down to the bar?

Guy2: Oh, he has Facephobia.

Fabophobia 

The fear of logging on to Facebook, or creating an account. Stems from the fear of being judged by others, exposing your private life or having too few friends to add (and thus embarrassing the friends you already have).
Jess: "Sara said she's not on Facebook because she rejects the principles of mass consumerism and the resulting strife for self legitimization."
Jill: "Fail, thats fabophobia! She just doesn't have any friends to add!"
Fabophobia by Plumpedump April 3, 2009
"dont have faephobia"
faephobia by flxviae February 11, 2022

fadephobia 

the constant need to have a fresh fade
i know i got a fade a week ago, but my fadephobia is kicking so i'm gonna get one today
fadephobia by Anchorrr November 19, 2024