FURK

FURK is an acronym for "For Unlawful Rectal Knowledge". FURK is when a man is having sexual intercouse with a woman from behind or doggy style in her vagina, and with one quick motion puts his penis in her anus and plays it off as a total accident. A man will FURK his woman in an attempt to see her reaction to anal sex.

Dude I FURKED my girlfriend last night and she squealed like a pig and flipped out on me!

by Turdpipe June 09, 2013

Furking

Having sex while twerking. Fuck-twerking.

I was furking Leisha like a boss then the music stopped and we just went back to regular fucking.

by RUUFUS August 29, 2013

Furk

Replacement for another word that my mommie doesn't want me to say.
Used in teeny AIM chats.

hottiegurl:lik omg did u c dat new britny concert OMG

supachick:i saw it and was lik 'omg wat teh furk'

hottiegurl:LOL furk

supachick:shut teh furk up u furkin faker

hottiegurl:FAKER OMG SHUT UP

supachick:furk face

hottiegurl:i am so not fake i meen omg i by all my clos at 'young chikiez'

supachick:ooooo wow stil fake

hottiegurl:FURK

hottiegurl has furked off

by TheWiggidy December 05, 2003

furk

A very rich kid or someone who likes expensive stuff

Dude 1: "Dude, did you just get yourself a brand new phone? You just bought one last week! Oh my god, you're such a furk."
Furk: "Furk?"
Dude 1: "F U, Rich Kid."

by iamnotafurk May 26, 2012

Furked

A slang word for "Fucked", commonly used by kids, in which parents won't let kids swear.

Brandon: You shoot like shit!!
Clark: Somebody must have Furked with my sights again.

by Scotthew June 22, 2005

furk

Doing something for fun that happens to coincide with your field of expertise. Similar to "geeking out", but at a heightened level of intensity because it engages both the work ethic and the recreational desires of the participants.

In the middle of the party, Cosmo and Marty pulled out a laptop and started furking on a computational fluid solver for optimizing mixed drinks.

by Casey Muratori September 29, 2005

Furk

has no definition. Just an expression for any emotion.

Furk this!
This is furking great.
I got a furking A!

by Terek Eyson October 09, 2003