Fur Coat 

When you cum all over a girl's body and then shave all your body hair off on top of her, so it sticks to her like a fur coat

Jane had to take 4 showers to get all Dick's hair off her body, after he gave her a fur coat.

Fur Coat by CallMeRow February 23, 2009

Fur Coat 

A hot chick rating of atleast a 9, that you keep around you in order to be admired by your bro's and other jealous slam pieces.

Dude, last night, I wasn't even worried about banging her. I wore her like a fur coat and watched all the haters mean mug, while their girls got wet.

Fur Coat by RacialBrofiler September 11, 2009

fur coat 

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.

"Man, the other day I took a fur coat and it clogged my grandmas toilet."

fur coat by aeroballs January 29, 2014

FUR COAT 

An information security program called a FUR COAT used to protect a frame or packet as it travels through networks and to create deterrent logs which are audited within a second of infiltration. Established in July 2011, the analagy of fur surrounding a leather lining is used to indicate extra protection from the elements, from hackers and other unauthorized activities.

My new friend is in the telecommunications and information security business and he asked if I wear a FUR COAT when I talk to him via email or use text on my phone.

In 2011, Skype has a built-in fur coat I understand that records logs which are audited by the second and are entrapping hackers and nosey friends.

FUR COAT by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011

fur coat collector 

A man or woman that has eaten out many of hairy viginas

Did you know Josh is a fur coat collector?

fur coat collector by Criven March 28, 2015

Acorn in a Fur Coat 

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Acorn in a Fur Coat by reversefront September 3, 2016

button on a fur coat 

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

button on a fur coat by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014