Fucked Hair

When you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn't finish beauty school. Basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.

victim: Shit! They made me pay for this fucked hair!
bystander: What the hell is wrong with your hair? It's pixied now!

Fucked Hair by GloomyTaco (Editor) August 1, 2008

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just-got-fucked hair

noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.

"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."

just-got-fucked hair by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

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Related Words

Fucked Hair • just-got-fucked hair • Fucked Up Hairline • hair fucked • fucked • fucked up • fucked off • Fucked out • fucked up shit • fucked down

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

just-got-fucked hair by jude-e December 5, 2001

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hair fucked

When you went to a men saloon ,and u ordered the guy ,to just shape your hairs and he cuts them in a manner where all the looks of hairs just vanished so you feel hair-fucked .

hey Kapil ! what the hell is wrong with your hairs u were concern about it but right now you are looking hair fucked man !

hair fucked by Big time C December 18, 2011

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Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.

Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg

Fucked Up Hairline by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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