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National fuck your dog day 

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi! 

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.
Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

fuck you and I hope your dog dies 

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.