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Fuck Texas

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.
Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!
by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014
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West Texas Fuck Money

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”
by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021
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texas fuck you

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'
girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!
by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009
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Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018
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Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out
“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Fuck Tease

a girl who finds something thats like a dick and plzys with it like a dick.
WOAH dude look at that hot busty blond doing a FUCK TEASE on her bike" "Kinkkky
by Jane 36 d size bra September 26, 2010
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tease-fuck

A girl who comes on to boys as "liking" them. however, when the man tries to make a move on this girl, she says that she wants to be "just friends."
Jon: Wanna go out some time?
Tate: No, I think we should just be friends.
Jon: You're such a tease-fuck! You lead everyone on!
by yankeefann5567 May 1, 2010
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