FTL

Standing for French The Llama

Hank, did you hear about that new thing over there?

FTL! what is that!?

by nerdfighter00001 March 17, 2010

FTL

Also stands for "Fuck that loser", Activision-blizzard's Jay Wilson regarding his facebook message towards David Breivik's comments on Diablo 3 game.

self-explanatory, fuck that loser, ftl, FTL

by Auriell September 24, 2012

Ftl

1. For the Lose
Said when you dislike something and want it to lose

2. Faster than lightning
Uber fast, incredibly fast

3. For the lulz
For the lols, for the laughs.

1.
Me: "New england Patriots FTL, fuck them."

2.
Guy: "Here!"
Buddy: "Damn, you're FTL"

3.
1: "Why'd you do that?"
2: "FTL."
3: "oh."

by JohnJcobJingleHimer Schmit April 7, 2008

FTL

The abbreviation for the frequently used phrase "For the Ladies." Typically used as a justification for extravagant male behavior or possessions. FTL may also be used sarcastically to refer to embarrassing acts or attributes.

Sincere: 1. "It was expensive, but the fireplace that I installed in my bedroom is purely FTL and I am sure it will pay off. 2. "My karaoke tribute to Tom Jones is pure FTL magic; It always fills my bed."

Sarcastic: 1. "Ooh, nice mustachio-mullet combo, Pat. That is totally FTL." 2. "Its great how you're pants are so tight that the zipper is always busting open- must be FTL."

by prince nubian April 25, 2010

FTL

As well as meaning "For the Loss" and "For the Love", FTL can also stand for "For the Lulz".

Really, the exact usage of For the Lulz is varied and isn't really confined to rationality. :3

Yep, I did it FTL.

Person 1: I'm so screwed now.
Person 2: Ohh, man. You poor thing... FTL.

by The Red Lady September 29, 2009

ftl

Fuck Their Lives. (The opposite of FML -- to use when someone else is causing distress in your world.)

My ex-girlfriend spread a rumor about me to the entire football team. Worst of all, they believed it. FTL

by Teddy Nixon September 30, 2015

FTL

For the lose

*Totally doing awesome in a game of solitaire*

Solitaire ftw!

*No more moves*
Solitaire ftl...

by nintendog61 September 6, 2011