Acronym meaning Fuck This Fucking Shit. A phrase for use when life is slinging shit left and right, and you've had enough of it. But usually, also used when you can't quit, you gotta keep going, in spite of all the flung shit, and so fuck it all.

FTFS. My spouse is sick. The job sucks. The bills are sky high. I'd like a day off, but I've burned my vacation. So I'm headed into work.

FTFS by Colorado Caldwell October 14, 2018

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FTFSSFM!

Texting/Social Networking acronym meaning Fuck this fucking shit so fucking much.

What?! You've got to be kidding me. I am not doing this over again. FTFSSFM!

FTFSSFM! by DeeDogg January 11, 2010

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FTFSFA

Acronym that stands for Fake Taiwanese Fake Singporean Fake American. Used to refer to people who identify with the 3 nationalities yet feels a disconnect with each. Usually refers to a student association/club.

“You should join the UC FTFSFA. It’s full of INFp scorpios with a never ending identity crisis.”

FTFSFA by hscene December 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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