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Force Feeding The Futon 

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

Urban Dictionary Force Feeding 

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forcefeeding 

Holding someone/something captive and forcing them to eat/drink until they have no more space in their stomachs.
Her friend sat on top of her and held her down as she continued forcefeeding her cake.
The goose lay as the mother continued forcefeeding it.
forcefeeding by Name_Changer April 15, 2016

Forcefeeding the goose 

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.