Joe has a flawless victory
by epicwin101 May 18, 2009
by drunken duck September 11, 2004
The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
by TMaC March 21, 2004
The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
by whiskeybeer October 09, 2009
Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"
Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"
Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
by Paints June 26, 2007
This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.
by skeeter50 May 29, 2006
Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
by Tiger Whyte February 28, 2017