FLAWLESS VICTORY

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Joe has a flawless victory

by epicwin101 May 18, 2009

flawless victory

Mortal kombat term of perfect

Kung Lao wins
Flawless victory!

by drunken duck September 11, 2004

Flawless Victory

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.

Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.

by TMaC March 21, 2004

Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.

Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!

by whiskeybeer October 08, 2009

Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

by Paints July 26, 2007

flawless victory

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.

Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"

by skeeter50 May 31, 2006

flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017