FLAN

Derived from the Hispanic dessert served throughout the southwest, flan is sexual slang for a near-vanilla person. As you can be straight without being narrow-minded, you can be flan but not vanilla. The BDSM / fetish / leather world has often used vanilla to define someone who is not into any kind of kink. Often it has a negative connotation, so flan is a positive word for the same thing. They may like conventional sex themselves, but they support your right to enjoy yourself in a safe, sane, consensual manner.
Several people brought flan significant others to the BDSM-munch at the nice restaurant.
by squidgete June 22, 2011
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FLAN

A rather flexible title available whenever it takes your fancy. Can be used as a positive or a negative. Most commonly used as an endearing title for friends or when someone does something stupid.
Can also be used casually in day to day conversations.
"Wow flan. That was freaking retarded."

"Aw flan, you're the best:)"

"Hey flan."
by raveeki January 10, 2008
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A 1337 insult to a humiliating kill in a game, showing the lack of skill of the n00bie.
E.X. A shank in the back, a sniper shot to the face, a plane bomb to the face, a bazooka to the face (just about anything to the face)
You are now FLAN!
You have been FLANED!
Take the FLAN out of your ears and pay attention next time!
Use the FLAN n00b!
by Unagi April 07, 2004
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Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.
Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.
by U-dub May 17, 2016
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by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004
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Flan

A code name for the dankiest buddah herbs on the streets.
Who Got The Flan?
by REAKSTER;ERKREW January 09, 2009
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John Flansburgh, one half of They Might Be Giants. Distinguished by the fact that he plays guitar, but he also writes songs, sings, and directs videos on the side. Is the "showman" of the band, and is generally considered the more outgoing and friendly half.
"I'm more of a Flans-fan than a Linnell-fan, myself."
by fanoflans March 23, 2004
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