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"I just rolled myself a fat one."
fat one by bgt April 1, 2003
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A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".
"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"
fat one by Colly May 13, 2005
I slapped a fat one with my fat one!
fat one by MBC April 1, 2003
An overly sized penis (like my own).
Nice hair faggot. Choke on a fat one fucker!
fat one by Huge fucking dick April 1, 2004
When you nut so good the shit splatters everywhere.
Yo homie I busted a Fat One last night. Good ass premium porn.
Fat One by DashUnaSkorDash September 20, 2018

Fat one 86 

A greeting used during conversation with a Streamy.
“What’s up fat one 86?”
Fat one 86 by MysticalGod January 1, 2022

Rip a Fat One 

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.
Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*
Rip a Fat One by Atef Lord February 8, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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