Fat Sloth

The all too common phenomena of a fat guy who's simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching TV, and clean up after himself.

Often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won't do anything that requires effort in general.

Can you believe that fat sloth? He hasn't done the laundry for 3 weeks!

What's that smell? It's my fat sloth roommate. You see he's such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.

Fat Sloth by sting130 July 22, 2011

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fat sloth

A fat,lazy sloth like man

Ryan Sells is a fat sloth

fat sloth by AK 47 March 13, 2005

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fat sloth

A sloth like fat man, Goes by the name Ryan Sells

Ryan Sells ate him self to death with a plate of cookies and a butter filled cake

fat sloth by AK 47 March 15, 2005

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Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Slithered Fat Timmies by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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