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Failure at life. Originally from an episode of extremely well written TV with a great understanding of gaming.
That guy is a total FAL
by 343bola February 21, 2015
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One of the best military main battle rifles ever to serve in combat. Fusil Automatico Leger. Often refered to as "the right arm of freedom".
I'm always safe as can be with my FAL by my side.
by na8 October 23, 2003
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Referencing the use of the FN FAL Rifle - Fusil Automatique Léger (Light Automatic Rifle). To 'FAL' someone implies a kill with the gun on Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2, which is renowned for its difficultly to use due to its single shot mechanism. Getting a kill or many kills with this gun requires a high degree of accuracy and skill.

However as the meaning of this urban term has evolved, it has grown to mean getting the better of someone when the odds are stacked against you, or perhaps just generally getting the better of someone, often much to their embarrassment.

It has been commented by many that saying this word with a Kentish accent (UK), adds to the effect, as it makes it sound more like the word Fowl.
I just FAL'd him in the face...

Sit there quietly for a prolonged period - then subtly proclaim - 'FAL'd'.

OMG I just FAL'd all over him.

Get FAL'd

Chard: I took a girl out for dinner last night.

Raskijat: Oh really? What happened next?

Chard: I took her into the bedroom and FAL'd all over her.

*Chest Bump*
by The Chard Dog November 28, 2009
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Translates into "Fat Ass Lips". A F.A.L is typically a short and stubby filipino man/women who likes to eat family sized Kettle brand chips preferably salt and cracked pepper all by him/herself. F.A.L also likes to drink a lot of Arizona peace tea. They drink about 2-3 gallons a day. They are also video game addicts and have no friends. They are typically douche bags. He/she tends to have abnormally large lips.

Also if you are starting to eat a lot of chips or you are starting to drink a lot or eat a lot of something you must say "No F.A.L" or else you will soon become a F.A.L too.
Ewwwww look at F.A.L with his huge lips!!!!!!!!

(eats a lot of chips) No F.A.L!!!!!
by tactical infamy June 12, 2010
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Person 1 - I just messed up my exams and on my way back home my car's engine stopped

Person 2 - hahahahaha FAL
by K2DAO April 18, 2010
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verb, noun, adjective

Caribbean Origin - Particularly Trinidadian

To interject/make one’s presence known/hang around when one is completely unwanted/uninvited; sometimes bordering on sycophantic.

One who is unwanted but hangs around anyway; kind of like Dane Cook’s “The Friend That Nobody Likes”…but the group in which one “fals” make choose to call the “fal” out or not.
Sheila was trying to look cool but everybody knew she was falin'.
by kim moffat January 16, 2011
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FALS can stand for
Fucking Annoying Little Shit
or Fucking Annoying Little Shits , if for a group of people.

No one understands what you saying so it's great!
Pronounced like ( fowls )

Hey FALS ( can be to 1 person or multiple people. )
Your a FALS
Your all FALS
Shut-up FALS
by nateacer October 25, 2010
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