Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights

x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist

fakeminist by icube June 19, 2017

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Fakemingo

When you See a Fake Albert You say it

Someone: You're Not Flamingo You're Fakemingo!!
Random1: He's a Fakemingo You idiot!!
Random2: Does Anyone Know he's a Fakemingo
Random3: You're just a Faker Fakemingo Because you Don't Have a Check!
Random4: Wait a Second.. He dosen't have the Check the Real Flamingo has Check that mean you're the Fakemingo

Fakemingo by All Sail! June 5, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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