Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction

John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

by i have a long pole October 17, 2005

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Ezekiel 4:12 cake

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."

You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

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Ezekiel perez

Literally the worst person on earth you would EVER meet ong and dont forget he is a fucking cheater.

ew your ezekiel perez

by Mainiixx February 12, 2023

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Ezekiel

Ezekiel, the name Ezekiel comes from the Bible. It means god is strong.

Ezekiel such a good name!

by McDonald’s cheeseburger March 13, 2023

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ezekiel

hes such a cute boy, so fuckin flirty, he didnt give many efforts but hella attractive, hes tall af, use a round glasses and got a messy hair, also he got a super attractive veins on his hands. he loves to hug and romantically hopeles, hes into music so much and so hella funny, he got a lot of jokes and a flirty jokes.. he really have a slaps drip. he loves to use a necklace and rings etc, hes so fucking hot istg. this boy also goddamn confusing lol. goodluck on him :))

me : bro do u know that cool guy?
y/n : aah ezekiel?

by hot mofoo November 21, 2021

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