Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive

Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”

by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023

Ezekiel

a girl beating dickface, who’s always making sure everyone knows he’s hard

Guy: Dude Ezekiel is hard again

Guy2: The girls are lowkey hot so I don’t blame him

Girl: You people are fucking sick

by ReebokWearingPickMe March 02, 2023

Nathaniel

a pedo who casually has crushes on small children

Guy: “Hey isn’t Nathaniel on the football team?”

Girl: “I heard he’s dating a seventh grader”

Dude: “Isn’t he a sophomore?”

by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023

Elnatan

A boy (not even a man) who thinks he’s got that w rizz, but he reallllllly doesn’t. He thinks girls just “fall in love with him” so easy. He is quite short and tends to get caught lacking. Normally with the biggest fucking forehead and is accompanied with the smallest dick. He’s a hypocrite and normally has a crush on a “Sophia”

Girl 2: *is laying down*

Elnatan: *stares intently at her*

Girl 2: Hey Elnatan is totally staring

Girl 1: That’s nasty, I thought he likes Sophia

by ReebokWearingPickMe March 02, 2023