Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
by Based on a true story January 4, 2010
A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.
Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010
The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
by frosty beats August 9, 2022
by Hang3sEyepatch December 24, 2022
While friend is sleepin wipe your ass then place on friends eye.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
by CannabisKing420 June 8, 2011
by Anonymous kylie jenner July 5, 2021
"Yo, what's up with the eye? You got mugged?"
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."
by Shandy_25 April 30, 2021