Are You Experienced

1) Jimi Hendrix song

2) Meaning do you smoke weed

hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced?

by Annihalation August 5, 2006

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

experienced virgin

Virgins that take it up the nr.2

You are such an experienced virgin.. you take it up your ass all the time!!!

by ifr-ifollowroads February 15, 2016

Experienced Participant

A retard, chosen by some idiotic Administrator to do absolutely nothing.

Person 1: Wow, its an Experienced Participant
Person 2: To bad they cant do anything.

by TheTheTheRisk March 22, 2022

ufo experiencer

Someone who has had “the veil” pulled away from their eyes. Their reality is no longer based on non fiction…topics. Reality has been turned upside down by alien phenomena or paranormal events…

As a “UFO experiencer” these past few years… I can’t say my life will ever be the same…

by Orb Guy November 12, 2022