Excorkumated
Excorkumated is a severe social censure and form of spiritual penalty used by the people of Cork to exclude a Corkonian from going on the sess, ever mentioning Blarney Stree tand participating in any social gathering. It serves as a medicinal penalty aimed at encouraging repentance for grave misdeeds against the pride of the Rebel county.
“She was excorkumated from the group chat for putting pineapple on every pizza and calling it ‘Cork cuisine.’”
Excorkumated by Godsays May 8, 2026
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