final exam

a monster of a test that takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and is usually worth 20% of your grade

last year when i was taking my final exam my teacher came up to me and said
"gimmee your test! gimmee your test!"
"whyyyyyyyyyyyy??"
"GIMMEE YOUR TEST!!"

by john c. kyle February 10, 2006

exam neck

that ache in your neck because you've been looking down for so long, usually occurs when sitting long exams.

Dude that history exam gave me one hell of an exam neck!

by Paul Heffernan January 22, 2008

mam-exam

n. A breast examination
n. any sort of womanly exam

oh no!!! i'm late for my mam-exam. my gyno is going to kill me!!!!

by panda puffin June 29, 2010

After exams

The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.

A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"

B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."

C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"

D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."

by DesertFox138 April 30, 2010

Final Exam

A packet of paper that basically means if you don't get an 90 or above, you're retarded.

Teacher: Time to take a final exam children!
Students: Fuck you nigga I'm God!

by The Ruteneers June 14, 2013

AP Exam

The "dramatic" conclusion to an AP class; usually taken by high school students. Depending on the teacher and the class, the content on the tests may come as a surprise or be completely expected. Some teachers completely freak out about preparing their students, while others pass it off as bullshit. Students taking the tests are usually strung out on aderall and caffeine, both the night before and the day of the test. Because college credits are awarded for a high score, it generally puts a lot of pressure on students to feel like they have actually made use of taking these shitty classes. It's almost always a huge relief when they're over.

AP Student: I've been strung out on adderall for days and I'm still going to fail this AP exam!!!

by BLZBWLS420ADA May 4, 2009

exam hand

The term used to describe the condition where one experiences hand cramps and aching after extensive periods of writing. Most common after, yup, you guessed it, exams.

Jimmy collapsed on the floor and rolled about in agony after coming down with a series bout of exam hand.

by Jack_9632 January 4, 2012