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Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
Related Words
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evasive maneuver 

Action taken by a person who spys another person approaching whom he would like to avoid.

Evasive maneuvers include:

1. Ducking down an aisle or into a cubicle to avoid the person.

2. Turning around mid-stride and walking away from the person before he spys you.

3. Making up an elaborate (yet plausible) excuse to get away from the person, i. e. "I really want to chat, but I am late picking up my kids from daycare. It was good seeing you!"

4. Pretending to be engaged in some important act (i.e. a telephone call) so the person is forced to leave your presence.
Upon seeing the office gossip approach, the clerk begins the evasive maneuver of grabbing a stack of folders and heading toward the file room.
evasive maneuver by Loxi July 17, 2009

ewashock 

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shock's are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.
Wow, did you see Arion beat that 15 year Mortal Kombat Vet 2 tournaments in a row? He only picked up the game 3 months ago!

Oh, thats just ewashock, he just puts on the events and is not a real player, he is just an Enhancement Talent Shock player otherwise known as a "Video Game Jobber" and plays only to fill out the brackets.

Oh ok, I understand now!!
ewashock by vVvREO August 23, 2011

evasive mumbling 

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.
When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.
evasive mumbling by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010
A girl who doesn't care what you think. She is perfect in many ways. She is bad AF and won't give up only because you told her so. Evah is beautiful and amazing. Find yourself and Evah. And never let her go!
"woah! that must be an Evah! she's amazing!"
Evah by Beagle_Woman October 24, 2018
Easha is a very strong and powerful person, she is a huge tomboy and a badass. Easha's favourite thing to do is binge watch TV shows and sleep. She is a beautiful person inside out and is loved by everyone. Everyone should be jealous of Easha as she is perfect in every way. Easha is a god damn queen and slays everything in her path. You better watch out.
God i wish i was Easha.
Easha by iridocyclitisisqueen March 9, 2018