Evan's Pee Pee

He has a small pee pee and WILL stab you ( not with the pee pee it's to small)

Wow Evan's Pee Pee Is SO SMALL look girls it's like a tic tac.

Evan's Pee Pee by Evan Senpai October 2, 2018

Evan's Documentary 

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

Evan's Documentary by PewWew April 22, 2021

Evan's Gnome 

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

Evan's Gnome by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

Evan's Virus by Meat Spear February 10, 2010

mrs.evans_stan 

Sexy ass mf on TikTok

Oh shit you follow mrs.evans_stan on TikTok dude that’s lit

mrs.evans_stan by Real Sebastian Stan June 27, 2021

Chris Evans Sexual 

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.

I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.

Chris Evans Sexual by Grxztify August 4, 2022

Evan's Mom 

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

Evan's Mom by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022