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Evalinda 

Verb : "To Evalinda."

Misnomer of "Eh Marine".

The act of violently slapping someone across the side of the head, from behind, with enough force to knock them from their seat. Preferably executed whilst the victim is seated in front of a computer. May be accompanied by screaming "EVALINDA!" in a spanish accent (eva-leen-da) just before impact. Should be followed up by a double thumbs-up and a victory dance.
"I evalinda'd her so hard it killed the fetus!"

"EVALINDA!"
"HUHHH?"
*smack*

As seen on youtube : /watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
Evalinda by dannaycanada November 15, 2009
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An amazing girl who is always there for you. An Evalina always looks incredible. She has a great sense of humor and is very loyal. If you have a Evalina in your life, you should never let her go!
Dude1” look at Evalina, she looks amazing!”
Dude2” yh, dude 3 is incredibly lucky to have her in his life!”
Evalina by Your hairy bum December 2, 2020
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evalinde 

Honest but beautiful from the inside, mostly with blue eyes. Everybody wants to be around you. Your spread your emotions through the piano.
evalinde by Eva1224 November 22, 2021
Irish girl with Amazon height and fiery red curls. Uniquely beautiful, has a soft spot for bad boys, especially ones named Jack.
Boy 1: Hey Jack, better watch out, Evalina's coming.
Jack: OH SHIT!
Evalina by Maryland Babe December 23, 2009
a female human who has wonderful locks of ginger. she also probably plays a boring band instrument. she alsoooo has a crush on a kid with a mullet. her good friends are named ellie and quin. could be very nice but may take your mans and is a snake like james charles
you: hey evalina
evalina: i like this kid with a mullet
Evalina by buttery69 April 29, 2020
Evalina is a very nice girl. She likes to talk to people on Discord, and she has many insecurities about her self and her looks. She has very nice friends and you can tell she's been in a fight or two. She has an obsession over boys and once she finds one she likes she can never seem to let go of the guy. She can cry over very little things, some more stupid then others. She is a very powerful person despite of all her insecurities.
"Hey man I talked to Evalina"

"What she say?"

"All I can say is she's a simp"
Evalina by CreepyCrawlie0820 December 9, 2020

Evelinda 

Well ahhmm evelinda is a great woman most likely sometimes a bipolar but shes lovely.
My great mother Evelinda .
Evelinda by Akirej May 30, 2022