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European Sandalmaker 

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.
"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".

European sandle maker 

One who shits on someones back and then walks in it.
When you saw Monique you knew you wanted to go all european sandle maker on her.