Ethan. S

He is very dumb and annoying. Never stops talking and steals popsicle sticks. He thinks he's smart but he isn't

Ethan. S no comment.😂

by Defining every guy in my class November 4, 2019

Ethan’s mom

The hottest milf

I did Ethan’s mom last night

by pOng_wong August 23, 2021

Ethan's penis

A dick a big it makes the girl scream

Last night i got Ethan's penis and it was painful

by Alisa vagina April 24, 2017

Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

ethan's farts

an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death

did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?

by crztalyt November 10, 2020

Ethan S.J

Ethan has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel and richer than him. All though he has all As in his grade book he is still very humble and he loves cats.

Jaasiel: is that Ethan S.J Tony: ya it is Jaasiel: I wish I was him Tony: same Ethan S.J I know

by Big D Ethan S.J January 5, 2022