ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

ethans dick

A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.

Ethans dick is a small twig.

by Equinox Redx May 4, 2016

Ethans dick

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope

Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope

by Smedgd April 23, 2017

Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021