Ethan L is a femboy furry who likes to lick big oily men. He has zero rizz and loves to rub his balls on the backs of men.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
Hey Ethan L
by ILoveFeat69 July 22, 2023
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A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.
Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.
by etRock November 9, 2016
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A femboy furry that has over -800% rizz, and only has the ability to rizz up hot men
Person: what’s good
Ethan l: what’s good
by TheRizzerman April 15, 2023
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