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Ethan Choi 

A bendy fellow who likes to molest and engage in copulation with his fellow dogs. He sometimes turns into a god at C.S but that requires him to earrape his teammates. He is kind of sociable and extremely violent as he throws bean bags at everyone. He likes to wank 10 times to keep his family doctor away. He shouts at everyone because he is insecure about his smoll dik.
Ethan Choi is a smell boi
Ethan Choi by Chatroom June 14, 2019
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Ethan Choi 

A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.
Damn, that's a Ethan Choi right there. Am I right?
Ethan Choi by Dikblaster November 1, 2019

Ethan Choi 

Usually marries people named STacey Na but also has flings with other men all the time. Half-korean, half-mongolian inbred of the Obama administration. The crown jewel of the empire but wont admit it. In fact he struggles to speak english and talks like a chimpanzee.
You that nigga ethan choi? Fuck yeah my ballsack.
Ethan Choi by iwilldestroyseanroh October 25, 2019
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