Some may know her as Esther, however once their true identity is revealed- they are a definite Esthie Polyestie.

What makes someone an Esthie Polyestie?

Well, firstly they have to be made of Polyester. Whether that be saturated or unsaturated, a T-shirt or even a raincoat.

Esthie Polyesties also go by the name Esther Polyesters or E.P for short.
Yeah she’s an Esthie polyestie, don’t worry about it.
by DisappointmentMachine July 23, 2019
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