A mexico man with all the power in the universe
Accomplishments include: killing hitler, single handedley created isis, can do a front flip on a trampoline
"I couldve stopped 9/11, but i just didn't feel like it at the time" -Esteban Ruiz BBC interview 2016
Accomplishments include: killing hitler, single handedley created isis, can do a front flip on a trampoline
"I couldve stopped 9/11, but i just didn't feel like it at the time" -Esteban Ruiz BBC interview 2016
by EthanAHG September 8, 2020
It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.
by Steve December 8, 2003
Esteban Espinoza is the definition of a simp suckers who idolize mediocre pussy. he gets no putang in his grade so he has to go for younger girls. He also usually does his work at parties were most of the girls are drunk. He is also very rich but tries to act gangsta. He knows every lyric to every chief keif song and he thinks he’s hard. He is also ugly as nuts.
by Gounecmaster69 December 19, 2019
by minecraftkid February 10, 2017
Steven, he's my Esteban, he's every man, a one-man-band, talented at all he pursues!!! People mistake him for "nice guy" when in reality, he's a brave bad ass who has the courage to be generous amongst wolves.
Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.
Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!
Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.
Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!
by Il tuo tesoro January 1, 2022
The Alter Ego of a sexy boy whom gets all the girls he wants. Has a lot of girls but sticks to one person. His heart became to cold to break
by GothBless December 20, 2016
by Jd of November 1, 2019