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An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.
Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.
by udisabitlush December 15, 2010
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