Tall, dorky, balding, unibrowed funky lookin mofo that gets all the old ladies, loves cars but all in all the best cousin ever
by Blueyez767 November 27, 2010
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by Studmuffn November 23, 2021
Get the Exiquio mug.A random on the hive network with a whopping of 31 friends on discord, only 3 actually dm her. Is also a pooron with no camera, turn her phone around and the one thing you won't see is a camera. An android cost's more then her iphone 4 XR. Esquion is also known as one of the poorest users on discord, as her card was declined for a whopping discord nitro. Please be aware of the user vain#1010 on the run, if seen please report to 1-800-poorline-freeABlackie.
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Player 2: Yes! she did a oopsie!
Person 1: Did you hear that Esquion has no friends?
Person 2: no, but im doing her mom & sis :sob:
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Person 1: Did you hear that Esquion has no friends?
Person 2: no, but im doing her mom & sis :sob:
by Best Mcpe Player August 10, 2022
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