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Tall, dorky, balding, unibrowed funky lookin mofo that gets all the old ladies, loves cars but all in all the best cousin ever
Did you see that funny lookin bald dude? he is a total Esiquio
Esiquio by Blueyez767 November 27, 2010
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have you got Esquion?
Esquion by hive staff team June 28, 2022
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An absolute stud. Hilarious mofo with a with the sex drive of a thousand horses in heat. An absolute legend in the sack. Has spread his seed everywhere you look. A man who can lead an army in the best and worst conditions to victory.
Hey is that Exiquio?

Yes there goes that absolute stud! He can finish inside anytime!
Exiquio by Studmuffn November 23, 2021
A random on the hive network with a whopping of 31 friends on discord, only 3 actually dm her. Is also a pooron with no camera, turn her phone around and the one thing you won't see is a camera. An android cost's more then her iphone 4 XR. Esquion is also known as one of the poorest users on discord, as her card was declined for a whopping discord nitro. Please be aware of the user vain#1010 on the run, if seen please report to 1-800-poorline-freeABlackie.
Player 1: Did you hear how Esquion got nervous when the best player was spectating her?

Player 2: Yes! she did a oopsie!

Person 1: Did you hear that Esquion has no friends?
Person 2: no, but im doing her mom & sis :sob:
Esquion by Best Mcpe Player August 10, 2022
(adj.) Describing weather or a day characterised by warmth in direct sunlight but noticeable cold in the shade; that particular in-between quality of a bright spring or autumn day.
"She showed up to the picnic in a sundress, didn't account for the esoquious weather, and spent the whole afternoon doing that thing where you take your jacket off, feel amazing for 30 seconds, move into the shade, and immediately put it back on."

"Thought I was finally done with my coat but it's fully esoquious out there — nearly got sunburnt on my lunch break then almost died walking back through the alley."
Esoquious by illitirate April 12, 2026
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