A creature who does heaps of gossip and is a genius at hacking the fuck out of your life. Knows any fucking detail about you before you even get the chance to meet each other. Can sometimes be a savage but again is too lovely to be mad at.
Being defined as Erencan
A: Oh yeah that's Steffany
B: Yeah I know, that one girl who just broke up with her boyfriend two days ago, owns a dog called Mila, works at McDonald's and is currently majoring in management and economics and went abroad to complete an internship in Minnesota last year.
A: Wow, you're so eren.
Erenct: To have your balls firm up to a hardness comparable to a volleyball filled with concrete, usually caused by intense stimulation or the consumption of too much soy milk. Generally, your primary reproductive system would remain inactive while the erenction is active.
Adj: Erenctile
Pre: Erenction
Keep fondling those balls and I'll be erenct in no timeflat!