i no longer have to shave my
feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like
one.
A: shall i show you my
feet?
B: please
don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR.
BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(
ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.