The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”
by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019
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The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
I seen Ernie Headsize today! He helped me on my homework.

Ernie Headsizzeee!!! What’s goin on!
by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022
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A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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Karederr.
Erni is a really cool guy man!
by Juveslays November 26, 2021
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If you have this name, you are blessed and you have won in life.
by Abc.defg January 2, 2017
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If your name is ernie your the best human being on earth
by November 20, 2020
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