ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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Izzole

School-yard slang for the somewhat more formal His-hole. An exclamation given a fortunate turn of events involving another. Sometimes used to deflect a brag.
Maggot: oi brah checkit scored a scagroll from mumz boyfriend Brad
Jelilah: izzole
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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