Erectus Dysfuntionus

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus

by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018

erectus dysfunctionus

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work

Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”

by Dan Bain March 2, 2018

Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026