Erectoral Vote

Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here

Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...

by smejb May 5, 2009

erectoral vote

an expression of favorable opinion toward a female.

Garth: "Which one do you like?"

Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."

Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"

by Juxtapose April 17, 2009

erectoral vote

Voting with your dick.

I don't care if she wants to impose a Nazi regime, she still has my erectoral vote.

by plukkert April 17, 2009

erectoral vote

The pronunciation of "electoral vote" in the asian english dialect.

John: Ready to vote?
Hu Ma: Which vote? The erectoral vote?
John: Yep.

by Ban-Lord April 21, 2009

erectoral vote

A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.

Man, that chick on American Idol was hot!
She sure earned my erectoral vote!

by MincedFury April 19, 2009

erectoral vote

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009