Equestriarchy

a society in which horses are the rulers and those in positions of power.

person 1: "god, i hate living in an equestriarchy! humans are treated like second-class citizens."
person 2: "right! not all of us wanna ride a damn horse all day long."

by twiggy? January 26, 2025

equestriaschlong

Noun. 1) The large penis of a racing horse. 2) A penis comparable in size to the penis of a racing horse.

Coined at Poplicks.com: http://poplicks.com/2008/07/what-if-war-broke-out-over-condom-ads.html

Before Mary decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.

by Camilla Toe August 14, 2008